sky opened up, and
revealed an enormous flying
huge ancient red dragon
(which obviously wasn’t Chinese)
as it spoke Xhosa.
"You thilly thimians thall
thuffer!”, it thundered. But
the dragon, named “Puff,”
denied that his song
was really about marijuana.
“It’s about heroin”, he
said before nodding off.
All was quiet, until
he woke again, aroused.
Puff, embarrassed, covered himself.
Too late! The schoolmistress
hit it with a
wet doobie, scoldingly exclaiming,
“You are disgusting! DISGUSTING!”
Puff wasn’t easily shamed,