Everyone agreed that this
angered long-time fans, but
they still wanted more
bang for their buck
, so they devised a
contraption that would easily
fit between the buttocks
and capture every fart
the Great Dalek emitted.
But, although he strained,
he just could not
supply sufficient flatulence to
launch his brood into
a promising musical career
as Tami’s backup singers.
Unfortunately, the resulting dissonance
spread throughout the palace
, instilling mild discomfort amongst
rats, mice, insects and
retired Doctors, whose sonic