emissions roused great interest
at the National Institute
of Sonic Emissions.
“Merry
Men have been spotted
in the vicinity,” the
local brothel owner exclaimed
, "But Robin Hood is
nowhere to be found!”
Riding through the glen
, Maid Marian, her heart
stopped.
She died.
Squirrels
soon nibbled on her
fuzzy slippers, which made
no sense at all.
But her toes were
a delectable delicacy, especially
served with some grated
celeriac and some fermented
Slovenian cabbage, with a
light dash of pickled