Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

eggs atop the toes.

This pleased the squirrels

, who otherwise had to

Get airborne with the

Second Bomber Squadron of

Bullwinkle T. Moose, who

, with his Wossamatta U.

bazooka, proceeded to lob

hand grenades at the

Daleks - who retaliated with

“That trick never works!”

But they were wrong.

They were quickly exterminated

Thankfully, all those plungers

Kept the toilets clear

for solid waste of

a particularly abhorrent variety:

the McStool Quarter Pounder.

And well you might

, since it is made