an electric enema. They
eagerly agreed, but first,
had to ingest some
cucumber and barium sandwiches,
expertly prepared by Beyonce.
But Taylor Swiftly dashed
all their hopes by
trashing the kitchen before
selling out her concert
singing her big hit:
“I kissed a Dalek”.
as it had lipstick
and a bad case
of rationalized reversed polarity
caused by too much
xenophobia and severely clogged
their (ahem!) “disposal chutes”
with the aforementioned sandwiches.
Thus their quest for
universal dominance foundered upon