robotic gastrointestinal issues, although
the toilet plunger was
useful for one thing:
erotic massage.
Coincidentally, Beyonce
has suction cup fetishes,
or so I’ve heard.
Notably the calamari incident
, where The Master ended
his crusade against Ignorance
ignominiously, by failing to
account for the presence
of a rather ostentatious
RuPaul in a spangled
tutu, doing La Vida
with Blue Man Group
while eating calamari.
A
sushi chef then made
Truth or Dare Fugu
and presented it to
the Schrödinger’s Catfish Commitree,