on his harmonica; pistachio
ice cream’s so expensive
, it must be made
from golden bunny doots
in a hand-cranked machine.
, lined with unobtainium foil
, irradiated transversely with hyperbaric
doohickeys (I forget what)
and wisserteen caramel streams
(as everyone knows). Meanwhile,
the self-appointed super
grabbed his plunger and
tickled Tinkerbell until she
tinkled on the nice
Persian carpet in the
building’s overstuffed Victorian foyer.
Upstairs, the phone rang
, "Yes, this is Inspector
Tiger of the Yard,"
with an important question,