"Who let the dogs
record barking Silent Night?"
Dolphins singing “Silent Night”
"You eediot! A herring
cannot sing like that,"
And as the Bismarck
, North Dakota laundromat closed
everyone’s pants were dirty
after the plague of
mud-encrusted jalapeno wasps swept
through the elite of
Fresno. The National Guard
got out their secret
charged plasma rifles and
charged screaming into action.
“Pzit! Pzit! Pzayayang!” sounded
Captain Prego, waving his
awesome Pasta Cannon, terrifying
the jalapena wasps, who
were obviously reconsidering their