radiation levels lowered enough
for the NRC to
organize a picnic for
volunteers who helped clean
out all disfigured mutants
(other than the somewhat
useful gnome-hunting ferrets)
, to thankfully leave only
humans with useful mutations
However, no one expected
the Spanish Inquistion. Their
arrival – with tubas and
stylish beards delighted the
assembled mutant choir, which
grunted, hissed and bleated
loudly enough to damage
Detective Superintendent Gaskell’s eardrums.
This, naturally, led to
sovereign citizens filing lawsuits
in every court they