returned separately to Blawnox,
(which didn’t want them)
, but grudgingly allowed them
back on one condition:
NO STOATS ALLOWED, DAMMIT!
(Yes, Discourse, I want to post that).
Which caused a debate
(won by the stoats),
which of course were
in favor of inclusivity
for weasels and ferrets
and eldritch horrors, even
. But Blawnox stood firm
until torn apart by
incessant chess master infighting!
Who knew that rooks
could be used to
irradiate weasels, causing massive
casualties among fur traders
of all freakin’ kinds?
A week passed, until