Abandoning all hope whatsoever,
Cthulhu’s acolytes returned to
watching octopus porn on
YouTube until late the
next week. The soreness
soon subsided; not so
the howls of outrage
came towards hither for
at least eight hours.
"The lube was too
contaminated with sand. So
our abraded genitals are
at the local spa,
(or was that “spay”?)
Remember to spay/neuter your
eldritch abomination’s spawn, so
on, and so forth.”
Or so they said.
The ceremony hopelessly botched,
they quietly dispersed, and