making it giggle uncontrollably
, resulting in an embarrassing
prompt criticality excursion, but
soon it became obvious
that no one cared
. However, a number of
the Tentacled One’s acolytes
did indeed start to
lose all their hair
after their arcane ritual
but after drinking a
barrelful of Saurian brandy,
they performed an Irish
comedy skit, involving copious
quantities of whale oil
. Cthulhu hates whales, so
that explains why the
comedy skits went over
like a batch of
lead balloons at Easter.