secretly sabotaged by Gilligan
, of course, while the
Skipper got drunk and
made a move on
Ginger, but suddenly the
closing credits music began
to swell. Most audience
members had long since
changed channels to “Gidget”
in order to learn
the bra size of
every single nun shown.
because nun shall pass
This pun, however, failed
to produce sufficient bralessness
amongst the Sisterhood of
Gandalf impersonators, so thereby
they upped their game
of Naked Twister, contorting
their aging limbs into