a bizarre fractal curve
shaped uncannily like a
wombat. The thing is,
wombats are sacred to
the Sisterhood of Gandalf
, and in fact play
Naked Twister rather well.
Did you know that?
I certainly did not.
Madonna didn’t, either, but
she was remarkably conversant
about wombats and nuns.
Which stands to reason:
given all of the
time she spent with
Wally Cox back in
Seventies Latvia, you’d expect
Underdog to piddle on
Mr. Peepers’ newspaper, but
noooo! She was too