involved in Sean Penn’s
crusade against stinky cheeses.
Consequently, her fan base
became composed mostly of
slacker indie rockers who
keep wombats as pets
in the mistaken belief
they can play the
Blues at their local
swim club’s covered pavilion
to a crowd of
over half a dozen
professional Madonna impersonators.
The
ongoing nuclear catastrophe notwithstanding,
Thom Yorke began singing, "
in the key of
an asthmatic Tasselled Wobbegong,
Wombats applauded. Stoats, however
more reserved in showing