secret puppeteer of all
five porn stars who
play basketball and often
make soufflés out of
snot, ground opossum and
ostrich eggs. Leftover shells
are ground into stunning
particles, not unlike the
golden corn nuggets found
Post® Corn-Holes cereal
with no added sugar
(aside- if this was ever printed, we’d beat Finnegans Wake, i bet)
but LOADS of extra
ergot derivatives, which enhance
everything and nothing at
once. Milo then started
to tease Whiskers, the
lonely, smelly, self-pitying polydactyl
pterodactyl, whose beak was
clamped just as tightly