Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

as my great grandmother’s

dry, wizened, seldom-seen and

never without grave consequences

dachshund Butterbeans, whose bite

was never particularly painful.

Or so I’m told.

“Liars,” I screamed! You’re

missing the point! Whiskers

and I are lovers!

I absolutely adore his

collection of nuclear isotopes

and Archie comic books

, resulting in Jughead mutating

bizarrely. “Jugheads” is more

akin to the well-known

horror called the Gibbering

Gibbous Gibbon giblet gibbets

of Gibraltar, which fortunately

is now called "the

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