as my great grandmother’s
dry, wizened, seldom-seen and
never without grave consequences
dachshund Butterbeans, whose bite
was never particularly painful.
Or so I’m told.
“Liars,” I screamed! You’re
missing the point! Whiskers
and I are lovers!
I absolutely adore his
collection of nuclear isotopes
and Archie comic books
, resulting in Jughead mutating
bizarrely. “Jugheads” is more
akin to the well-known
horror called the Gibbering
Gibbous Gibbon giblet gibbets
of Gibraltar, which fortunately
is now called "the
missing capital letters Of