no small consequence. Sadly
there are still morons
making the hash browns
hallocinogenic by adding small
amounts of ergot fungus.
When the leprechauns thus
get ignored as flashbacks
concealing their true intent
, death to the morons.
So, shillelaghs in hand,
the leprechauns started undressing
me with their eyes.
Largely disappointed, they began
reconsidering their life choices.
Leprechauns, however, are not
the kind to just
abruptly change careers like
I did when I
became a vibrator repairman.
Don’t laugh, it was