Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

a conversation starter wherever

Cocktail parties turned weird

and H.R. Pufnstuf materialized

, wearing a daringly see-through

nighty. The Valkyrie tattoo

was clearly visible on

his left buttock. However

a plagiarism lawsuit arose

when Miss Piggy claimed

Kermit did not have

the same tattoo artist

, which made Animal very

sad. "But I don’t

even like fettucine," he

growled, exclaiming “Bad Pasta!”,

“worse than elbow macaroni!”

Gonzo, upon hearing this

, vomited blood and wept.

To Statler and Waldorf

, it was simply wretched.