“Wait!” said Gonzo, "that’s
just my “Aristocrats” act.
It’s all I’ve got!"
And with that, he
burst into flames. Sadly,
that drew thunderous applause
which scared my poor
Beaker clone, which “Meeped!”
Waldorf reacted by violently
flogging his pet ostrich.
Sam Eagle then laid
down for a nap.
However, he soon awoke
, burped, yawned and fell
into his usual routine:
biochemical warfare against Latvia.
You look surprised. He’s
notorious for it, while
none of his friends
may be aware, he