Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

meant to target Kaliningrad.

Yea though I walk

bravely through the valley

with long tall Sally

Aunt Mary’s still scary

when she puts on

the flesh of her

dead husband as a

Snuggie. “That’s horrible!” said

Crazy Harry: "I prefer

my unwanted nightmares less

Cenobitic and more Kruegerian

, with snarky puns and

buckets of hot blood!

Kevin, on the other

side of the tracks,

summoned Beetlejuice, who proceeded

to scare the Bejeesus

out of everyone but

Lydia, who simply grabbed