the protesters were scourged
, bound at the ankles
, and tickled with a
feather. But I digress.
Now, off to Blawnox!
And the Convention of
bigamists and organ grinders.
For it was here
that the guest of
honor, my dear friend
Dr. Ferdinand Fnord Fenmeister,
pontificated on the virtues
of the town’s many
soft serve ice cream
parlors, whose top-selling flavor
beetroot, sage and Viagra
is to die for!
so indeed, he died
, flag at full mast,
surrounded by friends and