his twelve ex’s lawyers
, nineteen illegitimate children wearing
matching beanies, torn dungarees
and rather sullen expressions.
That same night, Bozette
commanded her squirrel to
gnaw on her calluses.
The ones she got
after misinterpreting “rough sex”
were nothing to write
Xavier Hollander about, though
her long suffering husband
spent a fortune on
hookers and blow and
even ended up dating
several mentally ill starlets
, yours truly, no less!
No more, no less
than a lousy quarter
million Latvian optometrists understood