about Brexit. The rather
surprised Boris Johnson, now
vacationing in central Nebraska,
yodeled his opinion from
a North Platte topless
tower of illium, where
they found the bones
of none other than
Jimmy Hoffa, wrapped in
a pink bow inside
a cupboard. Moving decisively,
Boris collected the bones.
Suddenly, the skull uttered
a magical incantation: “Oogidy
“I want a lawyer”
His servant Oogidy promptly
squealed to the Feds
and anyone who’d listen.
"I know the killer!
"His name is aarrghhaacck…: