but a sudden flash
Of Sherlockian insight, Watson
remembered that in Sumerian
lore Aarrghhaacck was actually
a term of endearment.
Boris turned bright red
, writhed violently, coughed
up a hairball, and
went about his business.
But what about Naomi?
Her futile attempt to
divorce King Kong backfired
[EH, I am assuming that was a homage to buddha_dave, who used that name 9 years ago when the thread had just started, whose last post before he died of his illness was 6 years ago yesterday. Funny guy.]
. “Curse that damned monkey!”
“And his ‘routine’ prenup!”
Even his in-laws demanded
he take custody of
his identical triplet nephews
: Zong, Bong and Long
, who were known for
their ‘Wrong schlong’ song.