Sadly, Long Kong would
misplace his Viagra, resulting
disappointment and recriminations from
eight dozen Atlanta debutantes.
Fortunately, Godzilla ate all
Then desperately needed a
joint to distract from
the harsh reality of
anomalous capitals and missing
punctuation, but he nevertheless
continued the run-on sentence,
When last we met
, on top of Mount
Spaghetti, all covered with
legal documents, we struggled
to make sense of
a most extraordinary sight:
a mysterious black monolith
looking remarkably like TMA-1.
We approached it warily…