to avoid punji stakes…
and m. f. snakes…
and dogshit that my
cousin insisted on bringing
to ward off the
pretty girls who otherwise
pestered Long Kong relentlessly
for some Cocoa Puffs,
but this plan backfired -
surprisingly, these particular girls
were avid collectors of
leprechaun heads, which adorned
Long Kong’s belt ostentatiously.
However, Doctor Fenmeister’s belt
was studded with innumerable
pinky knuckles, rhinestones and
large crystals of THC.
This, naturally, resulted in
much speculation. Was he
running for the position of