Mayor of North Blawnox?
This seemed plausible, except
only humans can actually
govern the unruly martian
immigrants from Mars, Pennsylvania.
“It’s a dirty job
, all the sewers clogged
with bacon fat and
drowned quokkas," said the
aforementioned Nyarlathotep, who then
started to boogie in
full view of his
groupies. This resulted in
multiple calls to 911.
"No shit, lady: does
the name Nyarlathotep ring
dubious Bulgarian sex lines?
" But when Cthulhu joined
, KA-POW! That’s when the
party really took off.