Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

I’m glad I brought

some size XXXXXXXXL industrial-grade

nonsense to contribute. Everyone

spiked the punch with

with their own urine.

The dissovled drugs included

only baby aspirin and

Zynteglo, scopolamine and methoxetamine.

The latter’s nasty side-effect

had me giggling like

Madonna on Latvian roofies.

Speaking of Madonna, did

her electric boobs malfunction

when they began to

double as disco balls

? If so, the batteries

must have been discombobulated

. If she needs new

sexual positions to try

, maybe the "Backdoor Himalayan