into the sunset while
Madonna watched Get Smart
, the episode where he
talks into a shoe.
She then made a
a frozen pizza and
added the following ingredients:
frozen dough, frozen mozzarella,
bubble gum and calamari.
But the Cephalopod Defamation League
broke the ‘four’ rule…
angering absolutely no one.
The pizza was served
to the neighborhood children.
They consequently all developed
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis from the excessive
amount of homework assigned
or the garlic powder.
The only cure is
to immerse completely in