a good book or
a mani/pedi with Madge.
An added benefit is
a glimpse of Madge’s
marvelously innumerable assets, such
as her stamp collection.
Not to mention her
sumptuously abundant tracts of
curly red back hair.
But make no mistake
, Madge is the queen
of the desert, however
folks in arctic environments
worship her for her
luxuriously hairy armpits and
strange habit of putting
lipstick on a moose
and panties on a
flatulent stoat she calls
Polly Doolittle. Sometimes when