said Call of the
Wild gets out of
hand, Madge will turn
over in her grave.
Her untimely death reminds
me of my own.
That’s why I’ve cunningly
convinced other Dopers that
Zombies have feelings too.
Upon hearing this, the
Blawnox Glee Club decided
to abolish armadillos worldwide.
They ran into problems,
of course. Nobody wants
The Cingulata Defamation League
breathing down their neck!
The sky suddenly darkened…
as celestial trumpets sounded…
a golden light appeared …
my nose began to