was first pushed forward
onto Free Parking, receiving
all accumulated cash there.
Madonna had a conniption.
Michael Jackson’s monopoly on
board games with 80s
pop music hit makers
was broken when Fabio
hit the charts with
his big polka hit,
“In a gadda da
Weeda," where the deer
run amok, causing carnage
, sure, but also bringing
delicious lollipop people, whose
claim to fame wasn’t
that Shirley Temple endorsed
the myriad fruit flavors
, such as Crunchy Lime
but instead that she