agreed not to sue
for damage from deer.
Meanwhile up in Blawnox
, the election results came
way too early! Oops,
that’s what they told
the Judean Peoples Front
, who got a total
blowoff by People’s Front
of Whoville. Surprisingly nobody
, except Horton the elephant,
heard the annoying whining
of feedback squeal from
The Grinch, upset that
the damned neighbor kids
kept singing past Easter
despite finding no eggs.
“I don’t have them!”
he angrily scolded them,
“but say hello to