waiting for his comely
nymphomaniac Velociraptor girlfriend to
go to King Kong
and Rodan’s cave, where
the Eye of Kzana’a-Wohl
awaited their passionate embrace.
“Dinosaur Lust” magazines covered
Tyrannosaurus Sex and Iguanodon
in a pyramid scam
run by that inveterate con-
artist, Shelby “Scaly” Tate.
Alas, Godzilla had fallen
, breaking his pinky toe
and his tail. Passersby
went "Aww! Poor puddy
tat! He faw down
dat wabbit’s hole, and
turned a sickly gween!
" But he was unconsoled.
Meanwhile, across town, triathletes