Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

prepped for the big

Run, Rant and Ridicule

Semiannual Orson Bean Triathlon.

Rodney Dangerfield was there

, despite dying in 2004,

and got no respect.

In fact, his coffin

contained three unique items:

a whoopee cushion, a

squirting lapel daisy and

a used Sheikh condom.

The coffin was upended

and out fell a

Parisian high fashion mannequin

who looked much like

Madonna or Shemp Howard.

Suddenly, it ominously intoned, "

Today, the Green Crow

is disqualified for the

Panty Waist Relays, because