prepped for the big
Run, Rant and Ridicule
Semiannual Orson Bean Triathlon.
Rodney Dangerfield was there
, despite dying in 2004,
and got no respect.
In fact, his coffin
contained three unique items:
a whoopee cushion, a
squirting lapel daisy and
a used Sheikh condom.
The coffin was upended
and out fell a
Parisian high fashion mannequin
who looked much like
Madonna or Shemp Howard.
Suddenly, it ominously intoned, "
Today, the Green Crow
is disqualified for the
Panty Waist Relays, because