the Rings of Saturn
are in perihelion, meaning
The Grand Pooh-Bah of
the Water Buffalo Lodge
absconded with the dues.
Film at eleven." Then,
there, standing on the windowsill,
a shadowy figure coughed.
“Have you tried Nyquil?”
asked leggy supermodel Fantasia
after her disfiguring accident.
“Nyquil’s for babies,” scoffed
the burly redheaded galoot,
rosy-cheeked after imbibing
a half a quart
of gasoline. "Manly men
chomp raw habanero peppers
and wash them down
with drain cleaner, unlike
tiny brained wipers of