other people’s bottoms!" He
chortled loudly as he
clomped around the room,
when the Ministry of
Silly Hats proudly wore
the Sugar-Frosted Jasmine Panama
pajamas.
But nobody expects
the Spanish Jasmine Panama
Hat Brigade! "Our secret
weapons are perfume, millinery,
hat pins and atrocious
puns! Now poke him"
where he’ll remember it
(Folks, please take note of punctuation in the post just before yours)
forever and ever and
proclaim loudly, "Stick it
in some godsforsaken, misbegotten
, New Jersey type of
cesspool… where was I?"
The Pope rolled his
medicinal marijuana ciggie, lit