it carelessly and flung
the butt at the
Girl Scout troop selling
Thin Mints and Samoas
to addicted cookie monsters
, raking in big bucks
which they completely spent
on diaphanous gowns and
glittery Princess Tiaras. Then
a DVD of Frozen
was discovered beneath Pope
Boyardee, who hailed from
bustling cosmopolitan Blawnox, Pa.,
mannequin capital of the
Barbie Dream World. Surprisingly,
the mannequins had forty-six
different accessories available for
proms, weddings, and other
events men hate to
go to but must