To honour its achievement,
a monument shaped like
a three-headed beaver
was erected, incongruously, on
Danny Bonaduce’s front lawn.
A partridge in a
pear tree. However, he
hated pears and often
smashed them in pairs
mostly to impress his
au pairs, Eugenie and
The emperor Napoleon, then
the three of them
left immediately for Prague.
Having gathered his troops,
Napoleon broke the news:
“I left my heart”
[assume second quote is gone]
with Josephine in the
the old latrine near
here.”
His troops immediately