spike in cheddar sales
amongst lactose-tolerant Daleks, resulting
in Camembert being exterminated.
In other cheese news
, Palin’s Cheese Shop continued
its unholy experiments with
injections of melted Gouda
; cheese junkies ended up
with unnatural levels of
cholesterol and promptly died.
Venezuelan Beaver Cheese futures
trading made Madonna the
widely-acknowledged queen of cheesy
music videos, where beavers
were on display constantly.
A beaver stole my
mom used to wear
is in Madonna’s closet.
It built a dam
when it was living.