the Supreme Court ruled
immunity, on the grounds
behind my neighbor’s house.
Madonna, unnervingly quickly, then
sang a medley of
off key songs about
her favorite cheese: havarti.
The Cheese Inquisition however
revealed the awful truth:
havarti causes climate change.
Some adamantly denied it,
havarti being famously mild,
but whose nocturnal emissions
have been compared to
a breath of fresh
manure. Unlike cheddar, which
Madonna called "vile orange
slime only fit for
that lying tramp Cher!"
This remark caused a