drowns its victims in
Blawnox-style non-dairy margarine substitute
which everyone knows is
a floor wax and
a 60s psychedelic rock
album that violated copyright
laws and triggered seizures
in overcaffeinated hobbits, whose
awkward dancing moves often
went unnoticed.
Twelve smouldering
volcanoes soon erupted in
Blawnox county but fortunately
death was mercifully swift
for the poor suffering
hobbits, leprechauns, insurance salesmen
, cheese-eating singers, Daleks,
night nurses, warlocks, goatherds,
and wombats, but not
stoats, kaiju’s, or eldritch
screaming coming from the