shambling, rugose, squamous stoats.
I found two stoats
burnt almost beyond recognition
; as in toasted stoats,
a local breakfast treat.
Oddly enough, they weren’t
dead. Blawnox mayor Andy
Bouillabaisse kept them alive
for his own sinister
insurance scam. It failed
They arrested him yesterday.
As he was hauled
Into court, the kangaroos
started cheering, "death to
…” - but they were interrupted
by a piercing shriek
of a banshee, upset
that his toasted stoat
was still in evidence
and hadn’t been marinated