in terikyaki sauce. Naturally,
this cleared the court.
"You know what else
happened that fateful day?
Gallons of Crunchy Weasel
-flavored tortilla chips rained
down upon Mrs. McReady’s
meth lab," said Carlos.
"And I for one
find them to be
absolutely effing delicious!" Suddenly
the heavens opened up
with a torrent of
profanity and recriminations that
brought the house down
and left me weeping.
I’m sure you agree
that 'tis better to
have loved and lost
than to totally eviscerate