Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

placid, peaceful satiated Wookies

, if also somewhat gassy.

However, George the wombat

, a born troublemaker, decided

he’d create some mischief

by using his pouch

to conceal day-old

Ebola virus samples.

After

Mayor Bouillabaisse vomited blood

all over his shoes,

his party instead nominated

Mayor McCheese, who promised

a thorough investigation into

what really is in

the locked closet in

The hamburglars secret choice

Winnebago, decked out in

decomposing wombat corpses. The

onlookers were appalled and

demanded a recount of