wombats, stoats, wookiees and
zucchinis, but no one
remembered simple addition so
protesters were simply shot
, tickled or kissed on
the tip of their
nose.
The next day
the tabloid headlines proclaimed
Madonna is a marsupial
"In her pouch Madonna
is reputed to gestate
the tragic result of
her secret tryst with
a handsome young stoat.”
"Said hellspawn she named
Petey, if a boy,
Rashnithicanamioldalmoneta if a girl.
It was neither, so
, claw raised, it arose
and with a piteous