yelp of pleasure, suddenly
madly humped the leg
of the coffee table
of her friend, Cher.
Later that moonless night
a mysterious portal opened
wide enough to drive
the Weinermobile through, resulting
in numerous smutty jokes
such as, “How many
weenie steamers does it
take to engorge a
lightbulb? Five. Four to
screw it (?). One to
turn it on. So,
bad jokes aside, the
reason so many vultures
refuse to eat Norwegians
is their fishy aftertaste.
The Cannibal’s Ethnicity Guide