specifically forbids the following:
Albanians (after Labor Day),
Vatican City citizens (too
tough and stringy), bureaucrats (
sickly sweet or exceedingly
erotic.
A sudden, bizarre
dinner party then manifested,
buffet style and BYOB.
Beyonce served cocktails while
we all crowded around
as The Eagles sang:
"Baby shark doo doo
but nobody wanted shark
curry extra hot, so
they instead served leprechaun
. Lucky Charms manufacturers responded,
vociferously denying any involvement.
Meanwhile in Transvaal, a
warthog was resoundingly elected
dogcatcher and a dog