was elected warthog catcher.
“Rigged Election!” cried the
warthog, “lock 'im up!”
“Insurrectionist!” proclaimed the dog
, “off with her head!”
The two agitated mobs
quickly settled their differences.
Thus, Transvaal became the
best neighbor of Cisvaal.
Until that embarrassing incident.
Something involving noodles and
his best friend, Gino.
“Not Gino!,” you cry,
"Noodles, sure, but not
a reputable exotic dancer!"
But despite his denials
, Gino was found guilty
. Noodles, however, escaped and
is now keeping company
with Looie Linguini and